Mark Twain, On Congress

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"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar


"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can."
- What Is Man?

"...the smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes." - Letter fragment, 1891

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain, a Biography

Good Morning, all.